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What is mAltIntel?
Rumor has it that in March of 2012, a group of local nerds were kidnapped by an evil brew master named Doctor Disaster and were forced to partake in what he called “malt intel.” The experiment was a tasting of a brew that was so balanced, so complex, and so perfect that it actually had mind control powers – enough to turn everyday law-abiding citizens into Doctor Disaster’s own personal army. During the brewing process, Matthew Rhodes, the group’s valiant bearded leader, escaped from his cell and activated the self-destruct mechanism in Doctor Disaster’s laboratory. With his underground brew lab about to go up in flames, Doctor Disaster fled (his current whereabouts to this day are unknown). Only one beer was ever bottled from the world domination plot codenamed “malt intel.” The beer, which features a bottle cap with a video game controller on it and a label that reads mAltIntel, is currently in the possession of the team of nerds that escaped certain death that day. They have all sworn an oath to protect mAltIntel and its recipe, and ensure that Doctor Disaster never gets his hands on it again.
Or maybe that’s all just word of mouth and in reality, mAltIntel is just your one-stop site for beer tastings, homebrewing journals, and news/reviews on movies, music, comics and more.